Welcome, new friend! I’m so glad you’re here. Please, have a seat and let me get you a drink. Vodka sodas are the house special, but since I won’t actually be making you a real drink, you can have anything. Fancy coffee, unicorn tears, strawberry milk, anything.

Sometimes I write silly posts, and sometimes I’m more serious. Every Thursday I share a Crock Pot recipe, and I often write embarrassing stories about dumb things I’ve done. Laughing at myself is one of my favorite things to do.

What to know more about me? These nuggets are a good introduction. Kick up your feet and get your read on!

I have a large extended family.

I went to college and realized that the most important lessons were learned outside the classroom.

I got married and found out my husband loves his grill as much as he loves his wife.

I made some unconventional choices while pregnant.

I became a mother, and realized having kids come with some serious perks.

 

I’ve learned things from the women in my life.

I miss my father.

My life looks different now.

I write other stuff, too. I have been featured on various other sites, which you can find HERE, and am a contributing author to the wildly popular humor anthologies, including New York Times Bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone. 

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