People decide to be procreate for many reasons. Sometimes it’s to get the future grandparents off your back, and sometimes it’s because a couple need something new to fight about, and who the kids look/act like is a fun battle that can go on for years.
Some pregnancies are unplanned, but the promise of years of goldfish-shaped carbohydrates and prehistoric reptile-shaped chicken nuggets turns that jarring surprise into hopeful enthusiasm. The elastic waistbands are just a nice surprise.
Whether it be for tax purposes or just to have someone around to feed the dog, most people don’t regret reproducing.
Personally, I wanted to see if I could make kids with foreheads as huge as mine (yes) and if I would be as funny as my dad (nope), but the main reason I had kids was for the lemon face.
[Tweet “People have kids for different reasons. Me? I’m in it for the lemon face.”]
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BWAH HA HA HA!! I am DYING laughing at his face! That is an awesome series of photos! :)-Ashley
Right?! It makes me laugh every time I look at it, too!
We have much in common, my friend. One of my favorite before and after pictures of my son features the exact same scenario. Lemon faces, for the win!
I love that photo of your little lemon facer!
Ha! Now we need to see YOUR lemon face to verify maternity of the child! Does your “huge forehead” react the same way to citrus? Inquiring minds want to know!
I can scrunch my gigantic forehead up with the best of them. That particular skill explains the number of wrinkles I already own!
Oh, this is so funny- I love the way you turn a phrase!
Thanks, Shelly!
Crying!!! So perfect!! Totally brightened my yucky day!
I’m so glad!
Hey…I commented on this yesterday, but it’s not here. Someone is trying to come in between us again. I have nothing further to say as I am now pouting.
P.S. LOAF THIS!
I just went through my spam folder looking for your first comment. Don’t ever go through your spam folder. *shudder*