No lie, you guys. My words are going to be in an honest-to-goodness book. Like the kind you can buy and put on a shelf. Like the kind you can download onto your Kindle or Nook. Like the kind that will allow me to have an author page on Amazon. 

The book is a collection of humorous essays from more than thirty of the funniest bloggers out there, and I still can’t believe my name is going to be listed on the cover of a book with them. It will be published in the next month or two, and will be available for purchase here, as well as on Amazon, iTunes, Nook, and Kobo. When I am able, I will share the name of the book as well as the topic of my essay. 

For now, I am excited to share a few of the funny ladies that will also be in the book. Bloggers whose Facebook follower count exceeds my all time blog traffic numbers. I am definitely the ice cream truck to these Dairy Queens, which makes this whole thing even more special for me.

You’re probably thinking, “I can’t wait until March or April to read this hilarious best seller!” I’m feeling the same way, and have been taking the edge off by reading some older works from my co-authors. I obviously can’t share any selections from the book, but I can introduce you to the funny women in the book. Here are five, and I’ll be sharing more in the next few weeks. Fall in love with them like I have, and be ready to buy our book this spring!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat pens a beautiful letter to her secret valentine, Tina Fey.

Insane In The Mom Brain isn’t fit for jury duty. At all.

The Dose of Reality makes us feel better about our cluttered and outdated homes.

Toulouse and Tonic shares tips for getting your husband to leave work on time.

House TalkN gets naked at the YMCA.