Welcome, new friend! I’m so glad you’re here. Please, have a seat and let me get you a drink. Vodka sodas are the house special, but since I won’t actually be making you a real drink, you can have anything. Fancy coffee, unicorn tears, strawberry milk, anything.
Sometimes I write silly posts, and sometimes I’m more serious. Every Thursday I share a Crock Pot recipe, and I often write embarrassing stories about dumb things I’ve done. Laughing at myself is one of my favorite things to do.
What to know more about me? These nuggets are a good introduction. Kick up your feet and get your read on!
I write other stuff, too. I have been featured on various other sites, which you can find HERE, and am a contributing author to the wildly popular humor anthologies, including New York Times Bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone.